Splatoon Idols Rate Your Cock!

Conquer Inkopolis and earn the admiration of its residents, including the lively Callie, the deadpan Marie, and the beloved Marina. They have a unique proposition for you: a comprehensive evaluation of your manhood. In a dimly lit room, these three idols will meticulously examine and critique every aspect of your penis, testicles, and ejaculate, while also subjecting you to a series of sensual “tests” to measure your endurance and performance.

Rating: NSFW
Character: Female, Group

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